TV Bulletin Board (April 23)
By ED BARK
From top -- No. 1 Megan Fox -- to rock-bottom -- No. 100 Britney Spears -- FHM Online has unveiled the results of its latest "100 Sexiest Women in the World" survey.
Tony Romo's own Jessica Simpson has plunged, so to speak, from No. 15 to No. 35. Fox, who co-starred in the feature film Transformers, has rocketed from No. 65 last year to top of the world. Meanwhile, Romo's ex-squeeze, fourth-year American Idol champ Carrie Underwood, clings gamely to the 73rd spot.
Since this ostensibly is a TV Web site, we'll list some of the other top-performing small-screen beauties before linking you to the complete list and accompanying pictures.
Elisha Cuthbert, formerly of 24, ranks highest at No. 4 while plucky Hayden Panettiere of Heroes checks in at No. 11.
Lost's Evangeline Lilly (No. 37); American Idol runnerup Katherine McPhee (No. 38); Dancing with the Stars contestant Shannon Elizabeth (No. 46); Ghost Whisperer star Jennifer Love Hewitt (No. 57); and Desperate Housewives denizen Eva Longoria Parker (No. 59) also are in the top two-third. And a pair of Dancing's pro partners -- Cheryl Burke (No. 40) and Karina Smirnoff (No. 78) make their FHM debuts.
In the Dancing realm, that grievously omits both Julianne Hough and Mark Cuban's former partner, Kym Johnson.
Anyway, here's the link to the complete compendium. Tell 'em Uncle Barky sent ya.