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Rosie outlook: 10 who could fill her bill

So who should replace Rosie O'Donnell on The View? Here are Uncle Barky's nominations. Cast your votes for these or others in the Comments section.

A. Foghorn Leghorn (big mouth but relatively harmless)

B. Marie Osmond (the show could be relocated to cost-efficient Branson)

C. Charo (multiple Love Boat guest shots still resonate)

D. Joan Rivers (bitter as hell and not gonna take it anymore)

E. Nia Vardalos (Big Fat Greek Wedding star badly needs career picker-upper)

F. Kim Basinger (hire her, get the poop, fire her)

G. Diana Ross (only asks that you always call her "Miss")

H. Kathie Lee Gifford (annual Christmas special included)

I. Cher (shoulda replaced Paula Abdul, but this'll do)

J. Britney Spears (contract must include annual four months off for rehab)